She's Having a Baby!

This morning I was leisurely looking through my email when a fellow blogger Alex (great baseball bullshit on his site!) told me about this great site Phat Phree.

So of course I have nothing to do at work (or something like that) I went to the site to see what was up and low and behold the scariest thing happened....I found out that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are expecting a baby!

What the fuck is wrong with these two? I mean honestly they are crazy. It is as if one morning each of them woke up and took crazy pills and then conceived a child.

It is people like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes that make me want to apply for the Secretary of Procreation position. I believe we should develop this government department and when you want to procreate you come to me and I will tell you yes or no. For example, I live in a house that moves and have five kids...NO. I have two baby daddies and one I am not sure about...NO. I am a celebrity that has a crush on someone from Top Gun...NO. Really it is an easy process.

As of today I officially put my candidacy out there for Secretary of Procreation. Come on Mr. Bush I know you want to pick me!