The Summer Wedding

So it is about that time again when you realize that you have 1.2 million weddings to go to this summer and not enough polite male friends to drag along for the free drinks. I mean really people...weddings...the single worst event for the single woman. And of course you have to go to them and pretend you are really excited for your friend, even though you are thinking in the back of your head that you have sat on the Crate & Barrel website one too many times thinking what can I buy them that doesn't look cheap but isn't really that expensive.

I know...I have been there way too much lately!

I have two weddings to go to this summer, on back to back weekends. I will have to travel all the way back to Detroit from Chi Town and honestly that is a lot of time, money and effort on my part to sit at the "rejects at table nine" table, which is but of course filled with single people and their dates chating about retarded things like, "So how do you know (insert bride name here)?"

Here is an idea for all of you out there thinking about getting married and dragging your friends to the event. We honestly don't want to be there! We have better things to do on the weekend...like meeting single men and getting laid! So plan a destination wedding, send me an email with the photos and don't worry I will still send you something from Crate & Barrel.